To celebrate Moment’s 36th year, we are featuring the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest. In each issue, we will provide a cartoon drawn by New Yorker and Moment cartoon editor Bob Mankoff. Suggested captions for this cartoon must be submitted (below) by October 22. Finalists will appear in the November/December 2012 issue; to vote for the winner of the September/October contest (above), email email@example.com. The winner will receive a free subscription to Moment to give to a friend. Any U.S. resident age 18 and over can enter.