Test Your Jewish IQ // Comedy edition

November, 01 2012

Who Said What?


1 | “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.  If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”


2 | “I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”


3 | “I don’t care if you think I’m racist. I just want you to think I’m thin.”


4 | “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering—and it’s all over much too soon.”


5 | “I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.”


6 | “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”


7 | “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”


8 | “You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”


9 | “My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”


10 |  “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”




1 Jack Benny //  2 Joan Rivers // 3 Sarah Silverman // 4 Woody Allen // 5 Groucho Marx // 6 George Burns // 7 Jackie Mason // 8 Milton Berle // 9 Rodney Dangerfield // 10 Mel Brooks



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